My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
Randomize
