i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
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pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
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because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
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