Define "chronic" masturbator.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
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Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
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I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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