And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
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Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
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I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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