Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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