Will you blow on my dice?
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
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YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
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Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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