I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
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She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
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Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
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