omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
I woke up to a text that said, "I can see you but can't get in." It was the pizza delivery guy who saw me passed out drunk on the floor through the front door.
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
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