Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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