I heard we made out
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
These freshman guys were trying to holler at me from their window, and I realized about 20 minutes too late that the best possible reaction at that time would've been screaming "FLACCID PENIS". Oh, and I found this awesome zombie charm bracelet you would love.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
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