I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
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Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
You were on the drunk bus swinging around on the pole when you decided you were hungry, so you pulled half a bagel out of your pants and ate it. Everyone stared at you, dumbfounded as to where it came from, and cheered
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
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Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
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