just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
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You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
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Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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