Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
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Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
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First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
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