I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
The cabbie told me fat girls shouldn't wear tight clothes, and that he feels bad for the guys that have to be underneath them, especially because their positions are "very limited" and proceeded to ask me if I had a trash can and if I could throw something away for him. Don't worry though, he promised it wasn't anything "bad". He then handed me a tied up grocery bag with a bunch of wadded up Kleenex that weighed about 3 pounds. To answer your question, yes I made it home. Fml
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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