She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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