haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
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You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
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These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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