Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
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I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
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His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
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