Ew, dude I just walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room at the restaurant. He didn't see me so I quickly shut the door and pretended like it didn't happen. And then literally five minutes later he came up to me and cupped my face with his hands and told me what a great employee I was. I got a promotion but I'm fucking scarred for life. I can't stop cringing.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
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