That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
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