tell your sister to shave her snatch
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
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that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
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This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
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