I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
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I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
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how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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