i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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