i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
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