at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
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