so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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