And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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