Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
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