Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
All of my Tinder matches have neck tattoos. It's like God wants me to go to jail again.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
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