My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
After tacos, we're chasing women.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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