my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
No...this little piggys going to the bar
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
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