Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
areolas are like halos for boobs.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
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So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
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She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
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