is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
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