I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
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