Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
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Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
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Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
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