But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
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