By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
Randomize
