i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
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On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
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If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
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