I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
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the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
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Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
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