She announced her abortion via fbk
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
why does every cop we meet know your name?
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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