she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
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Her facebook status said "just got a sign from god". I texted her and apparently she found a slice of pizza in the shower.
You almost married that.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
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I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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