Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
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You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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