Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
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Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
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in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
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