I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
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My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
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You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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