This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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