they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
no you cant smoke seaweed
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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