Yo dont text me then not text me
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
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