Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
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Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
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Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
You told me that you couldn't come over because you felt like you were gonna die and that houses eat you when you die, and my house couldn't eat you because your house would be jealous. That's when I knew to take the bowl away from you.
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