He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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