You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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