Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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