Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
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I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
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Pants off. Spirits lifted.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
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